Unveil the secrets of the ultimate feast with the Ham Illuminati tee! This bold design features a sacred triangle of mystery, radiating power around the ancient symbols of indulgence—succulent ham and a piping hot cup of tea. Perfect for those who enjoy their meals with a side of conspiracy, this shirt is a must-have for enlightened carnivores and tea-sipping theorists alike. Whether you're plotting world domination or just brunch plans, let everyone know you’re part of the most delicious secret society.

Join the order. Stay salty. Stay steeped.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!